...But who's keeping track, right?
I know, you're thinking "nice of you to join us and come back to the real blogging world, Jenn B". For that, you.are.welcome!
See, I've been missing in action for a while, but I've been really busy. I've been changing things up at work, living the high life in the little city and just, you know...living my life.
Also, people kind of stopped pissing me off so I didn't have much to write about.
Where to start...AH! 35 days!
In 35 days I'll be headed to The Fabulous Las Vegas with a group of my favorite whores. No, not the "I take money for sex" kind of whores. The "I say shit that will blow your mind and have you laughing for days" kind of whores. These girls, they're some of my best friends ever!
We'll be crashing Vegas for an extended weekend that just so happens to fall on the birthday of two very amazing people. Myself and The Filipina Bitch herself, Dahlia! We share a birthday, therefore are sharing a birthday celebration, Vegas style!
Also, I can't omit the fact that Brandi will be there and if you guys don't follow her blog or our group blog, I'm really, really sorry. She's probably more funny than I am (that last statement was a lie. I'm way more funny).
Basically, what I'm saying is that the next 34 sleeps can't come fast enough. I can't wait to be in Vegas with a group of the most beautiful, crazy, loving group of bitches I know. Roughly 12 girls packed into 3 rooms at a hotel I won't disclose (we don't want to get kicked out before we even get there). There will be drinking, eating, laughing, jumping, eating, bacon, buffets, bacon, eating and drinking. What more can a group of hot ass moms ask for? Oh, there's a good chance we'll have a pool cabana boy too.
So, in closing (for this topic), help me speed up the next 34 sleeps and get me the hell to Vegas!
Next topic:
So there's this guy. No, not like that, y'all. I'm married. Give me a lot of credit here, okay?
So the guy. We've been friends for a few years. We used to work together when I worked at The Worst Electrical Contracting Company Ever. Well, we're still friends, but we don't talk that much anymore. It's sad, really.
Anyhow, the last time I talked to Kris was a year ago when my BIL got married on a boat. Well, Kris was trying to stalk me and My Husband by googling some really private information and he stumbled upon this here little blog and emailed me. He mentioned two things:
1) Why is there no mention of Kris in this blog? He's vain and wants to be talked about.
2) He started a blog a month ago. He told me to read it and then "call me if you have any questions"...
So yeah, I go to the blog and start reading just the titles. As I'm scrolling down to the bottom to get to the oldest post, I'm realizing that the titles all mean bad shit, y'all.
My friend. My buddy. My homie. He has fucking cancer, y'all. I would be lying if I tried to tell you what the specific name is, but it's in his soft tissue (muscles, tendons, ligaments). He caught it, from what it sounds like, right away. He started radiation yesterday and will do that for 5 weeks. He'll have a 4 week "cooling off" period and then he'll head to MD Anderson in Houston for surgery.
I'm telling you this for three reasons. 1) This is me, mentioning Kris on my blog. He's never pissed me off so he doesn't get a shitty nickname, 2) Of all of my twohundredandsomething followers, one of you has got to believe in prayer, so get out there and get your pray on for him, his wife and three teenaged kids, mmmkay (also, leave nice comments for him, you know he'll be lurking to find his name here)? These are good people, y'all. Kris is actually the first person ever to fly a kite with McKenna and 3) FUCK CANCER, y'all! Fuck it in it's dirty little ear, you sorry sonovabitch.
I have to say though, Kris and his family can beat this like Chris Brown beat Rhianna. Mostly because I know his wife and she will kick his ever loving ass if it's any other way.
I have a lot more to say, but I just don't have the time this second. I promise to be back within the next few months!
2 people are talkin' about my crap!:
You're funnier AND you're a better jumper. Bitch.
But I bet I can eat you under the table when it comes to bacon. Real talk.
my friend robin has been fighting with a massive sarcoma for almost 2 years. hopefully kris has MUCH better luck than she does! they didn't catch her's early enough so the treatments have had to be really intense. if it hasn't metastasized it is so much easier to treat!
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