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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

To-Do: Find A Job (Part I)

I wake up Monday morning and get McKenna ready for pre-school.  When I got back from taking her, I parked myself in front of my computer.  

This would be easy, right?  Send out a few resumes, wow people with my bubbly personality and go-get-'em attitude.

Piece of Cake.

I can honestly say that I easily sent out 75 resumes and cover letters out in the first week.  I ransacked craigslist for jobs like I was a starving tiger on the hunt for my prey.

I applied for every job you could possibly think of.  Except the ones I didn't want.  Can you blame me?  I'm not trying to sound like a spoiled brat, but I'm just not cut out (or trained) for a Lead Welder position.  I'm also pretty sure that I would get denied of the plumbing job, the city maintenance job, and probably even the Deputy Sheriff job.

I also failed to apply for the cashier job at the local Chevron and I knew I didn't want the Auto Detailer position at the local car wash (what?  Have you been to Texas in MayJuneJulyAugustSeptemberOctober?).

Yes, I was being a little picky.  I'm aware.

The thing is, my next job has to meet very specific criteria:

  • No more than 60 miles round trip (I know I'll be making less money than I did in Austin, so I have to justify fuel)
  • Monday - Friday, 8-5 preferred (I have to be able to leave to drop off and pick up McKenna without her being the first AND last kid there)
  • Absolutely NO WEEKENDS (My Husband works constantly.  I have to make sure McKenna has supervision)
  • Evenings are OUT OF THE QUESTION (See above).
My Qualifications and Experience:
  • Office Maven
  • Office Grunt
  • Proficient at MS Office
  • WPM:  Can you smell that?  That's my keyboard...ON FIAHHHH
  • Phones:  I love talking to people
  • Accounts Payable:  A little
  • Accounts Receivable:  A little
  • Purchasing:  Yes (well rounded on-the-job and personal experience - BONUS!)
The problem?  Everyone under the sun is looking for my job.  There are more people looking for something than there are positions open.

This is going to take a lot of patience, some umph and a farking miracle.

2 people are talkin' about my crap!:

Brandi said...

It kinda turns me on to think of you as a deputy sheriff.

mCat said...

Praying for farking miracle RIGHT NOW!

You could come to Utah. There are jobs a plenty with new businesses coming in all the freaking time. I think we are number one in the nation right now.

And don't worry, I'll keep ya safe from the crazy Mormons. (Chief and I excluded)

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