For starters, my name is Jenn, with two enns. Yes, there's a difference between Jenn and Jen. If you're not one, then you wouldn't understand. I'm married to an awesome guy who gave half of his genetic make up for our one and only child. Her name is McKenna and most of the time she's sweet as pie, but she can be a feisty little devil too. My Husband would say she gets that from me, but I doubt it. I'm "fun sized" and it doesn't bother me until I'm in a large crowd and the only thing I can smell is armpits and stanky crotch. I curse like a sailor and learned how to do it while in the fire department.
I was born thirty two years ago in Albuquerque, NM and I lived there until I was 14. If I told you half of the things I've seen or done while living there, you would probably call me a liar. Moving to Texas saved my life in more than one way.
I'm a loyal friend with a heart of gold until you piss me of. I tend to be obsessive compulsive when it comes to certain areas of my life. My Husband wishes that I was OCD about things like laundry, but I'm not. I hate doing the laundry and I hate putting it away, but it gets done. One day I will try to master folding a fitted bed sheet. That's one of the things on my bucket list.
I have a huge crush on Bruce Springsteen, Mike Rowe, Gordon Ramsey and Anthony Bourdain. If I was trapped on an island with any or all of them, we would have to go on the Maury show to find out who my baby daddy is.
I love music of all kinds and I believe that music is therapeutic. On any given day, you can figure out my mood by the music I've been listening to. Some of my favorites are The Beatles (LSD days), Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band and Elton John.
I've traveled out of the country 3 times in my life and I look forward to getting out more in the future. I love everything Vegas and look forward to going there at least once a year. All inclusive trips to Mexico are a necessity for My Husband and I.
Some of my favorite movies are The Boondock Saints, Chasing Amy, Kill Bill Vol. I and Ace Ventura Pet Detective. I used to watch movies religiously, but now that I have an almost-five-year-old, I am forced to watch shows like A.N.T. Farm, Wizards of Waverly Place and iCarly.
